Let’s be honest here, I would make such a shitty companion.
GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE SUCH SCARY DOGS WOW
Teen Wolf/Sterek AU: FBIAgents!AU (Part 1)
"The very first thought in Stiles’ mind was about his new boss - about how grumpy he was."
Stiles Stilinski has just graduated from FBI Academy in Quantico and right after he left the academy building he was immediately transferred to the Office in New-York. When Stilinski arrived, head of the FBI’s Manhattan unit, Agent Alan Deaton, introduced Stiles to his new co-workers who didn’t seem to be happy about the rookie. That exact moment Stilinski realized that his new work - and life, he thought to himself - is going to be tough.
DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES
THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA
THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE
This is apparently coming out in 3 days.
In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think
I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.
It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.
I’m just glad nobody was near me.
Only reason I want an Android phone, tbqh.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story
I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.
The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.
So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.
I have the 5k training version and it has a sense of humor like no other. It’s like OMG YOU’RE ABOUT TO BE SURROUNDED BY ZOMBIES, and then when it cut to the music I have on my phone, the first song it picks is “Help” by the Beatles. It was beautiful.
I almost bought this shit and then I remembered I’m on iPad and don’t have an iPhone..
I love this app so much! It’s been so great because you don’t feel annoyed by the running. You actually get used to it after a few missions, and your body won’t get as tired as quickly.
BDS II bluray extras - The Cast Confesses
I should not have laughed as hard as I did
I am both
Favourite Survival Theory [x]
They know what’s up
WHO MADE THAT GIF I NEED TO KISS THEM
casually call people “human” to unsettle them and make them question what sort of being you are