no offense but what the fuck am i doing
so how about a movie starring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt directed by Christopher Nolan naturally titled The Crisis
Coming out this Christmas
With special guest appearances by Chris Rock and Chris Tucker.
nobody legitimately needs me and that’s a really shitty feeling
do you ever wonder who Tumblr is recommending you to? like, who out there did they decide would benefit from following you? it feels like an audition I didn’t prepare for. what if they pick a post you wouldn’t want to represent you? like, no, no, that’s my bad side, use this one instead, please.
Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit movie: deep, meaningful destiny to reclaim ancestral homeland
Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit book:
the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time