A MERMAID is a legendary aquatic creature with the upper body of a female human and the tail of a fish. Mermaids appear in the folklore of many cultures worldwide, including the Near East, Europe, Africa and Asia. The first stories appeared in ancient Assyria, in which the goddess Atargatis transformed herself into a mermaid out of shame for accidentally killing her human lover. Mermaids are sometimes associated with perilous events such as floods, storms, shipwrecks and drownings. In other folk traditions (or sometimes within the same tradition), they can be benevolent or beneficent, bestowing boons or falling in love with humans. Mermaids are associated with the mythological Greek sirens. (x

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I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

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wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

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I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

How’s my great-great-great-granddaughter?

She’s doin’ fine

No it’s “she’s pretty fine” Busted sang that. The JoBros sang changed it bc of Disney.

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I knew I would make the headlines, but I wasn’t sure just how.

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dogs and horses

i am all about this

Horses and weird smaller horses.


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Inbox me a “If I met you in real life….”

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A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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Reblog this if you would undoubtably make out with your icon

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i always prefer to be cold than warm bc if ur cold you can get blankets and tea and soup and hug somebody

when ur warm ur just like ‘ew get away from me, let me perish in my own liquids’

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Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits


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Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

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carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

carpe collum - seize the neck

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