scratchedformissingbreakfast:

Tyler Seguin’s newest photoshoot

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fiendfyred:

hey remember when harry won the triwizard tournament and gave all the prize money to fred and george so they could start their business

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thelastofthetimenerds:

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/RLV3P6Q please can you fill this in..it takes like less than three minute, or you could add more detail, which would be most excellent thank uoy thanks please thanks

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annaolphant:

"who’s your favorite character"

image

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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Reblog · Sep 1 · 88,433 notes

turntechdestiel:

thedoctor-and-his-trolls:

twatsaw:

hiphopdreamin:

lightsareout:

weallhavegunsforhands:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

The guy in the sleeping bag wiggling around

I’m weeping

The two people in the front wearing one shirt.

Are we really not going to talk about the guy in the back who is attached to another guy’s back while spinning?

WHAT ABOUT THE GUY THAT FALLS OUT OF THE WINDOW

WHY IS IT BACK

no you guys don’t understand, not only is this the first harlem shake out there… these guys aren’t normal military. This is “Telemarkbataljonen”. They’re pretty much the Norwegian equivalent of the fucking black ops. My brother knows a guy in this battalion, and when asked what they do there, he looked my brother dead in the eye and said “That is strictly confidential”. These guys are hard as shit, which makes this even more hilarious

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toewsandpeeks:

but who can i request a punk draco malfoy drawing from who would do that WHO HAS OPEN COMMISSIONS THAT I CAN REQUEST THIS FROM

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kisu-no-hi:

"Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?" A musical.

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Reblog · Aug 31 · 87,391 notes

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turinqs:

crunchier:

people told me they gained over 50+ when i did this the other day so yas

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unamusedsloth:

If alcohol labels told the truth.

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frandell:

I went to the Blackhawks store today and got punched in the heart.

Reblog · Aug 30 · 1 note

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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Reblog · Aug 30 · 129,800 notes

For those who don’t understand social anxiety:

ineverlearnthefirsttime:

-It is not cute

-It is hell

-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad

-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds

-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it

-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you

-Social anxiety SUCKS

-It keeps you from doing things you want to do

-It makes you feel like shit

-Stop romanticizing it

-Social anxiety is absolute HELL

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Reblog · Aug 30 · 74,057 notes

bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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