[‘LET ME TAKE A SELFIE’ playing in the background]
-You ready to follow Captain America into the jaws of death?
-Hell, no. That little guy from Brooklyn who was too dumb not to run away from a fight. I’m following him.
Series: Doctor Who and the Avengers
The Doctor and Amy visit the War Rooms of WW2, to find Agent Peggy Carter and Captain Steve Rogers
Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window
Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window so hard he turns into Captain America
[Submitted by: Sarah
Capt. Rogers is not ‘Mister Rogers.’ A warning; anyone who inquires about his ‘neighborhood’ will likely be regaled with a colorful history of 1940s Brooklyn and various other places that Capt. Rogers ‘got beat up.’ They will usually be forced to listen for upwards of an hour and a half.]
You’re here with a mission, sir? Trying to get me back in the world?
[Submitted by: FevversAB
Added to the list of songs banned from performance at S.H.I.E.L.D. Karaoke Night is “Cold As Ice” by Foreigner, even if, ESPECIALLY if, you are Mr. Stark singing it to Capt. Rogers with “sulky puppydog eyes.”]
Tony thought it’d be funny if he took Steve to a stripclub.
So he did, and he expected to see Steve squirm as he bought Steve a lap dance with Tony’s favorite stripper, Cohiba. And watch him squirm as Cohiba rubbed up to him.
Only while Tony wasn’t looking, Steve managed to start talking to Cohiba. He learned her real name was Amy, and one thing lead to another, and Amy quit her job to join the Army.
Tony was not amused.
Submitted by dianariggslegs