meandthemadman:

actuallybatman:

Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window

Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window so hard he turns into Captain America

(Source: samandriel)

? Submission #82

theavengersheadcanons:

Tony thought it’d be funny if he took Steve to a stripclub.

So he did, and he expected to see Steve squirm as he bought Steve a lap dance with Tony’s favorite stripper, Cohiba. And watch him squirm as Cohiba rubbed up to him.

Only while Tony wasn’t looking, Steve managed to start talking to Cohiba. He learned her real name was Amy, and one thing lead to another, and Amy quit her job to join the Army.

Tony was not amused.

Submitted by dianariggslegs