[Submitted by: EatortheMighty
Because there has been some “confusion,” I apparently need to clarify a few things.
1: “Yes, sir” or “Yes, Director Fury” are acceptable responses to an order from me. “Yar, Matey” is not.
2: There are no such things as “air barnacles.” All agents should refrain from telling new recruits that they will be tasked with scraping them.
3: Mr. Stark makes sure that the rum stores for the helicarrier are well stocked, but it is not his ‘job.’ No agent should infer otherwise.
Any agent found violating these rules will be keelhauled.]
Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window
Do you ever get so angry that you just throw Iron Man out a window so hard he turns into Captain America
REFERENCES: ASSEMBLE | #12: Iron Man 2 - Agent Coulson
fangirls overfinds a ‘prototype’ of Captain America’s shield (Captain America: The First Avenger)