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OMF HERE U GO YELL AT ME WITH YOUR FEELINGS OKAY AND OMF SORRY FOR NOT FOLLOWING UNTIL NOW MWAH

https://www.dropbox.com/s/a24q9bh5d5rh1qy/G%20A%203.docx

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please enjoy gordon yay

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the-good-ship-otp:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

theluckiestclover:

thedevilswench:

joodleeatsrainbows:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Just saw this on a friend’s Facebook, I can’t believe that!

WHAT!
THAT IS AN OUTRAGE! 

holy fuck.

ANARCHY IN THE UK

THEY WERE 10P WHEN I WAS A KID

WHAT THE HECK IS A P AND WHY ARE WE COUNTING THEM

FUCKIN’ WHAT.

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via thelastofthetimenerds)

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Name: Jay

Age: 21

Location: Upstate NY

Eye Colour: Blue-Green

Favourite Band: deadmau5

Favourite Song at the moment: I Need A Doctor by Eminem

Favourite Blog: belongtomenow

Least Favourite Band: Country bands

Least favourite thing about my blog: Uhmmmmm, nothing hahha

Reblog · Sep 25 · 0 notes

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: ruffledquillpens

The Human Resources office is now reopened.  They apologize for the delay, there was a mountain of paperwork to finish sorting out.  All those inquiring about positions should go bother them.

http://shieldhr.tumblr.com/

You have my sympathy, Ms. Sylvester]

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memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: makinganestforthehawk

Part of Avenging the Earth is helping to cut down on waste.  Here at S.H.I.E.L.D. we maintain a comprehensive recycling policy.  Therefore, Thor is asked to cease expressing his pleasure with anything in a glass container by smashing it on the ground and crying out, “ANOTHER!” as it makes the glass impossible to recycle.]

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memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: EatortheMighty 

Because there has been some “confusion,” I apparently need to clarify a few things.

1: “Yes, sir” or “Yes, Director Fury” are acceptable responses to an order from me.  “Yar, Matey” is not.

2: There are no such things as “air barnacles.”  All agents should refrain from telling new recruits that they will be tasked with scraping them.

3: Mr. Stark makes sure that the rum stores for the helicarrier are well stocked, but it is not his ‘job.’  No agent should infer otherwise.

Any agent found violating these rules will be keelhauled.]

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memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Sarah

Capt. Rogers is not ‘Mister Rogers.’ A warning; anyone who inquires about his ‘neighborhood’ will likely be regaled with a colorful history of 1940s Brooklyn and various other places that Capt. Rogers ‘got beat up.’ They will usually be forced to listen for upwards of an hour and a half.]

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memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Samael

While I am pleased with any initative to reduce our electric bill, all agents are to refrain from asking Thor to “boost” their personal electronic devices during off-hours.]

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memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: FevversAB

Added to the list of songs banned from performance at S.H.I.E.L.D. Karaoke Night is “Cold As Ice” by Foreigner, even if, ESPECIALLY if, you are Mr. Stark singing it to Capt. Rogers with “sulky puppydog eyes.”]

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