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the-good-ship-otp:

thatwhoviansynesthete:

forevercryingbecausemerlin:

theluckiestclover:

thedevilswench:

joodleeatsrainbows:

youknowyourebritishwhen:

Just saw this on a friend’s Facebook, I can’t believe that!

WHAT!THAT IS AN OUTRAGE!

holy fuck.

ANARCHY IN THE UK

THEY WERE 10P WHEN I WAS A KID

WHAT THE HECK IS A P AND WHY ARE WE COUNTING THEM

FUCKIN’ WHAT.

date posted 3 months ago , with 3,563 notes · Reblog
Tags #THIS CANNOT BE TRUE #THIS IS A LIE #submission

impossible-astronauts:

~ed-ed-n-eddy

date posted 4 months ago , with 363 notes · Reblog
Tags #Queueing is so bloody British #submission

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

realtired-ofyourshitmasterwayne:

soullesssammysatanssoldier:

hopeschmidt:

TILT YOUR SCREEN BACK AND CRY.

THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!

date posted 7 months ago , with 61,011 notes · Reblog
Tags #Queueing is so bloody British #submission

Name: Jay

Age: 21

Location: Upstate NY

Eye Colour: Blue-Green

Favourite Band: deadmau5

Favourite Song at the moment: I Need A Doctor by Eminem

Favourite Blog: belongtomenow

Least Favourite Band: Country bands

Least favourite thing about my blog: Uhmmmmm, nothing hahha

date posted 8 months ago · Reblog
Tags #hey sweetie! #HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? #submission

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: ruffledquillpens
The Human Resources office is now reopened. They apologize for the delay, there was a mountain of paperwork to finish sorting out. All those inquiring about positions should go bother them.
http://shieldhr.tumblr.com/
You have my sympathy, Ms. Sylvester]

date posted 8 months ago , with 79 notes · Reblog
Tags #nick fury #submission #Queueing is so bloody British

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: makinganestforthehawk
Part of Avenging the Earth is helping to cut down on waste. Here at S.H.I.E.L.D. we maintain a comprehensive recycling policy. Therefore, Thor is asked to cease expressing his pleasure with anything in a glass container by smashing it on the ground and crying out, “ANOTHER!” as it makes the glass impossible to recycle.]

date posted 8 months ago , with 273 notes · Reblog
Tags #thor #Nick Fury #S.H.I.E.L.D. #The Avengers #marvel #submission #Queueing is so bloody British

date posted 8 months ago , with 306 notes · Reblog
Tags #CHILDHOOOOOOOOOOOD #Queueing is so bloody British #submission

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: EatortheMighty
Because there has been some “confusion,” I apparently need to clarify a few things.
1: “Yes, sir” or “Yes, Director Fury” are acceptable responses to an order from me. “Yar, Matey” is not.
2: There are no such things as “air barnacles.” All agents should refrain from telling new recruits that they will be tasked with scraping them.
3: Mr. Stark makes sure that the rum stores for the helicarrier are well stocked, but it is not his ‘job.’ No agent should infer otherwise.
Any agent found violating these rules will be keelhauled.]

date posted 8 months ago , with 487 notes · Reblog
Tags #Iron Man #Nick Fury #S.H.I.E.L.D. #The Avengers #marvel #submission #Queueing is so bloody British

date posted 9 months ago , with 1,473 notes · Reblog
Tags #Queueing is so bloody British #submission

memosfromfury:

[Submitted by: Sarah
Capt. Rogers is not ‘Mister Rogers.’ A warning; anyone who inquires about his ‘neighborhood’ will likely be regaled with a colorful history of 1940s Brooklyn and various other places that Capt. Rogers ‘got beat up.’ They will usually be forced to listen for upwards of an hour and a half.]

date posted 9 months ago , with 575 notes · Reblog
Tags #captain america #Nick Fury #S.H.I.E.L.D. #The Avengers #marvel #submission #Queueing is so bloody British