THEY WERE 10P WHEN I WAS A KID
WHAT THE HECK IS A P AND WHY ARE WE COUNTING THEM
TILT YOUR SCREEN BACK AND CRY.
THAT IS THE COOLEST THING EVER!
Location: Upstate NY
Eye Colour: Blue-Green
Favourite Band: deadmau5
Favourite Song at the moment: I Need A Doctor by Eminem
Favourite Blog: belongtomenow
Least Favourite Band: Country bands
Least favourite thing about my blog: Uhmmmmm, nothing hahha
[Submitted by: ruffledquillpens
The Human Resources office is now reopened. They apologize for the delay, there was a mountain of paperwork to finish sorting out. All those inquiring about positions should go bother them.
You have my sympathy, Ms. Sylvester]
[Submitted by: makinganestforthehawk
Part of Avenging the Earth is helping to cut down on waste. Here at S.H.I.E.L.D. we maintain a comprehensive recycling policy. Therefore, Thor is asked to cease expressing his pleasure with anything in a glass container by smashing it on the ground and crying out, “ANOTHER!” as it makes the glass impossible to recycle.]
[Submitted by: EatortheMighty
Because there has been some “confusion,” I apparently need to clarify a few things.
1: “Yes, sir” or “Yes, Director Fury” are acceptable responses to an order from me. “Yar, Matey” is not.
2: There are no such things as “air barnacles.” All agents should refrain from telling new recruits that they will be tasked with scraping them.
3: Mr. Stark makes sure that the rum stores for the helicarrier are well stocked, but it is not his ‘job.’ No agent should infer otherwise.
Any agent found violating these rules will be keelhauled.]
[Submitted by: Sarah
Capt. Rogers is not ‘Mister Rogers.’ A warning; anyone who inquires about his ‘neighborhood’ will likely be regaled with a colorful history of 1940s Brooklyn and various other places that Capt. Rogers ‘got beat up.’ They will usually be forced to listen for upwards of an hour and a half.]
[Submitted by: Samael
While I am pleased with any initative to reduce our electric bill, all agents are to refrain from asking Thor to “boost” their personal electronic devices during off-hours.]
[Submitted by: FevversAB
Added to the list of songs banned from performance at S.H.I.E.L.D. Karaoke Night is “Cold As Ice” by Foreigner, even if, ESPECIALLY if, you are Mr. Stark singing it to Capt. Rogers with “sulky puppydog eyes.”]
[Submitted by: iseulttoinjury
S.H.I.E.L.D. personnel are reminded that, regardless of their personal tastes, neither Justin Bieber, nor Rebecca Black are considered “the most illustrious bards of this age,” and it is now a punishable offense to instruct those not familiar with modern Earth that this is the case.]